God : What do u want ?

Boy : A beautiful girl.

God : If u r a muslim i will give u Katrina,
If u r a hindu i will give u Kareena,

Ie u r a christian i will give u Genelia,

What's ur name ?

Boy : Abdul Vinod Fernandes..
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God : Isko Rakhi sawant do...

Saala jyaada hi oversmart ban raha hai..